Nature's McGriddle

I stopped by the deli this morning to grab something quick and I had a hankering for egg and cheese on a roll. When I got outside and unwrapped it, though, I had that on a cinnamon raisin bagel. Sounds gross, I know. Guess the guy in front of me ordered it. I thought about taking it back but then I thought, "Fuck it. When would I ever actually order this abomination." So, I take one bite. It actually was kind of good. It was not unlike a McDonald's McGriddle, which is an awful idea but the greatest hangover food God ever turned His back on. Don't know that I would order it on purpose but as one of life's accidents I can chalk it as happy.